It's OK, he is a war hero.

John McCain called for a meeting with the President and the leadership of both parties, this meeting included Barack Obama. Early in the day, it was reported a deal was reached, but after McCain’s meeting, which was characterized as “a step backward,” uncertainty once again prevails.
I just read that Washington Mutual was seized by the FDIC and its deposits taken over by JPMorgan. I take great comfort in knowing that John McCain is on the job insuring that the bail out will succeed. Really it doen’t matter how bad he screws things up, because he served his country with valor. I think bank failures are a small price to pay for his service to our country. If half of the banks in this country fail and most Americans lose a big portion of their retirement, it still is a small price to pay for everything he has done for this country.
I would go as far as to say that if we wake up and we have the inflation of Zimbabwe, it is still ok, because John McCain is a maverick, he is doing what he thinks is best. And who am I to question his political grandstanding? We need real leadership, and it is obvious that he is the one to lead us. He may not know about all of this funny business going on with the economy, but he is tough on terrorists and he can reach across the aisle.
John McCain know how to get things done. Though, it is reported that he didn’t have anything to say at the meeting that he called which resulted in chaos. I am sure he was just waiting for the right moment. Tomorrow I am sure the market will lose five hundred points, but it is all well and good, because John McCain is going to make something happen any moment. He will probably do so and still have time to go and debate Barack Obama.
Don’t worry, this situation is well in hand. John McCain is presiding over the whole affair. And hey, doesn't Sarah Palin live next door to Russia?

Big bang for the Big Bang.

What we see as the Big Bang was simply something happening to our little piece of space-time 13.7 billion years ago. There could be multiple "sheets" of space-time (sometimes called "branes" floating around in an infinitely large multi-dimensional Universe, with everything we see being confined to just one).
When these sheets bump into each other, they become very hot and expand, so to anyone living on a sheet today it would look like their Universe began at the point of collision.

Anagram Hell, Part 2

John McCain: John, chant "I am Con."
Sarah Palin: A Sharp Nail - or - A plain Rash - or - Ah! Anal Rips

Joel Robert Anderson: Joel's a reborn rodent. (HEY!!)

Alan Vandenburgh: A Bland hung Raven